Hullo and good afternoon.

[achaia]

Okay. So.

How about this for a kicker?

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¹ We're not allowed to have any fun, are we?

² Contradictory much? . . .



Now, I expect warm welcomes and praise for my presence.
Feel free to send boxes of chocolate and envelopes of cash my way as well. We all know I deserve them.

[LadyVampire]

Those are the rules princess. Welcome.

[Zap]

*bows* Indeed, welcome. And I believe those are the automatic rules. We have no say in them, if I recall correctly.
And to anyone else I know who reads this, sorry I've been gone for so long... *bangs head on wall*

[LordBasillicus]

Nobody follows those rules. They're for chumps, whores, and midgets named Pete.

[achaia]

Well, proboards sucks. This is a valid enough explaination.

*Quirks a brow* Princess?
Well, better than a peasant like you I suppose. Everyone always said I'd make a nice dragqueen anyway.

I wish I had a midget named Pete.

[LadyVampire]

Princesses were made to die. And don't make any moves on the Anti-christ.

Who follows the rule but the prissess and the f*gs?

[achaia]

Who said I was going to be following rules? I was mocking them, not suggesting I didn't like the idea that I would have to follow them.

[LadyVampire]

Yawn, how boring of you. I miss this place. They took out my corner and now all the men of the night wander restlessly. My fangs are dry.