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Post by LordBasillicus on Sept 25, 2005 16:52:01 GMT -5
Shutup and dance for me puppet! Dance the dance of a dancing tuna!!
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Post by LadyVampire on Sept 28, 2005 11:09:04 GMT -5
*....* Okay.... *dances out of the room*
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Post by LordBasillicus on Oct 1, 2005 5:12:02 GMT -5
Wow, you should dance in a music video.
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Post by LadyVampire on Oct 4, 2005 10:58:56 GMT -5
Which one? Like an Usher one?
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Post by LordBasillicus on Oct 4, 2005 17:36:10 GMT -5
No like...the ones I see those people in the hospital beds do. I think they called it the seizure or something like that.
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Post by LadyVampire on Oct 5, 2005 10:00:07 GMT -5
Cute, real cute LB. ;p
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Post by LordBasillicus on Oct 7, 2005 3:33:01 GMT -5
I know I am.
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Post by LadyVampire on Oct 8, 2005 11:52:54 GMT -5
Feeling alittle conceited are we?
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Post by LordBasillicus on Oct 8, 2005 16:41:39 GMT -5
Yes.
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Post by LadyVampire on Oct 18, 2005 10:07:52 GMT -5
Are you pressed for time or are you just playing with me?
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Post by LordBasillicus on Oct 19, 2005 8:55:59 GMT -5
I like playing with you my dear play toy. muhahaha
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Post by LadyVampire on Oct 24, 2005 10:05:38 GMT -5
*smirks* Yeah yeah.
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Post by LordBasillicus on Oct 30, 2005 2:28:44 GMT -5
muhahahaha! Happy Halloween!!
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Post by LadyVampire on Nov 2, 2005 14:23:26 GMT -5
You too. Guess what, I was a vampire for Halloween.
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Post by LordBasillicus on Nov 8, 2005 0:58:10 GMT -5
I was a cereal killer because the costume was easy to make. 1 box of honey bunches of oats and 1 knife.
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Post by LadyVampire on Nov 8, 2005 10:08:21 GMT -5
sounds fun. How many did you get?(people)
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Post by LordBasillicus on Nov 12, 2005 2:13:27 GMT -5
How many people did I get? Slave auction isn't until next week.
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Post by LadyVampire on Nov 15, 2005 10:00:24 GMT -5
Oh, remind me to come then.
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Post by LordBasillicus on Nov 16, 2005 18:40:34 GMT -5
Ok, I know you're in the market for a love slave, so I'll make sure O come get you.
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Post by LadyVampire on Nov 17, 2005 11:04:16 GMT -5
Yeah. Someone I can whip. You get so boring.
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Post by LordBasillicus on Nov 17, 2005 16:02:26 GMT -5
Then I recommend the black guy named Tobey.
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Post by LadyVampire on Nov 18, 2005 11:02:45 GMT -5
Yeah? Why? You like him?
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Post by LordBasillicus on Nov 18, 2005 17:10:20 GMT -5
Why would I buy him when I've got you for my slave.
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Post by LadyVampire on Nov 21, 2005 11:01:12 GMT -5
Yeah, I suppose so.
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Post by LadyVampire on Nov 21, 2005 11:02:03 GMT -5
Yeah, I suppose so. I'm bored. Tell me something funny.
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Post by LordBasillicus on Nov 21, 2005 13:35:54 GMT -5
k
A black guy knew he had it made when the old brass bottle he found in the back yard turned out to have a genie in it. Any three wishes he had would be granted, the genie informed him.
"I wanna be rich," said the black man. The back yard filled up with chests of gold coins and jewels in the blink of an eye.
"I'm no fool," said the black man. "I wanna be white." And there he stood, white, blonde-haired and blue-eyed.
"Thirdly, I never want to work another day in my life." And he was black again. ------------------------------------------------- Q: Why are aspirins white? A: Because they work.
Q: What has six legs and goes: "Ho-de-do, ho-de-do, ho-de-do"? A: Three blacks running for the elevator
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Q: What did God say when he saw the first black person? A: Ooops, I burnt one!
Q: Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? A: He doesn't know he's black.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Eskimo with a black person? A: A Snowblower that Doesn't work!
Q: What does an apple and a Negro have in common? A: They both look soooo pretty hanging from a tree.
Q: How do you starve a black man? A: Put his food stamps in his work boots.
Q: What is white with a black asshole? A: The A-Team
Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car wreck.
Q: What's the definition of black foreplay? A: Don't scream or I'll kill you.
Q: Why do blacks always have sex on their minds? A: Because of the pubic hair on their heads. ------------------------------ There are 3 guys. A jew, mexican, and a black man. These 3 guys were in the middle of nowhere and were stranded with no way of transportation to get to town. Well, they thought of this idea to have one of them lay down in the middle of the road and figured a car would stop and they would have a ride. So, the jew went and laid in the road. A car came and thump thump, ran him right over. Ah man, it didn't work, but its gotta. You try it. The mexican went out on the road and a car came and thump thump, ran him right over. Dangn't, this is such a good idea, they gotta stop for a black man. So the black man went out on the road and car came. Thump thump, errrrrt, reerrrrrr thump thump, thump thump, thump thump. ---------------------------------------------------
OK, thats enough for now.
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Post by LadyVampire on Nov 21, 2005 14:16:42 GMT -5
those are some pretty racist jokes. Make em up yourself?
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Post by LordBasillicus on Nov 21, 2005 15:30:45 GMT -5
Of course not, the best ones are already made up.
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Post by LadyVampire on Nov 22, 2005 14:02:14 GMT -5
sure. right. whatever. *sighs*
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Post by LordBasillicus on Nov 22, 2005 23:41:45 GMT -5
Yep.
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